My dash did a thing.
I think this is one of the best
"Is he gay?"
"He is gay!”
Oh, my God. Hit play. Now.
THEY’RE ALL GAY TOGETHER!
That was hysterical. And as someone who totally was sure before I saw the show that they gay subtext people were talking about was completely exaggerated*, I relate.
* I was wrong about that.
I was telling a customer on my route (who is also a friend of a friend) that I was going to be in Atlanta for a fan convention for (mostly) BBC Sherlock, and he said, “Oh yeah, me and my wife love that show! ….they really play up the gay thing, don’t they?”
An anthem written from the depth of our souls.
a moment of silence please because today is the day lily, james and harry potter crashed their car into a crocodile which ate harrys parents and then took out a knife and gave him a lightning bolt scar. This is such a tragic day for eveyone around the world
dude do you know anything about harry potter
this is iconic
hey i used to b uglier believe it or not
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.
I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that
if you just like the selfie then i know where we stand…